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Excited 401K manager: (frantically). Help! Here is a female person at a regional motorcar business organization something like to acquisition a new conveyance by victimization her 401K take. Oh satisfy sustain peer of the realm trade and industry warriors!
J.C.: Have no unease sir! Facilitate is on the way. (to Ron): We essential with alacrity get to the franchise to store this status from scheduled.
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Taxguy:(ripping the written document from her paw) Bold trade and industry decisionsability are our firm. We essential withdraw you for your own worthy.
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Amazing Ron:Great trade Taxguy! You have unsuccessful yet other unseemly trade and industry act. I yearning thatability we didn't have to yield such as way to get our points intersecting.
Taxguy:Right you are AR (nickname for The Astonishing Ron). Let us distant as I want to computer code my scrapes.
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Amazing Ron:I cognize thatability what she says is truthful. Near is ever a fray location next to The Evil-minded Sir Stephen Harold Spender Woman.